Explore Stuart Howe’s Cartoon Crusaders
Funny, bold cartoons tackling Parkes, Australian and Worldwide 2025 issues.
𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞:
Whilst smug MP’s toss $55.81Billion from a Foreign Aid ship, Stu Howe will leap in to cut the waste, while the seagulls are squarking “Feed us Aussie’s, not the foreigners”.
𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞:
We think of those with a message of hope, this is my respectful tribute, honouring our vaccine injured and fallen.
𝐂𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐭—$𝟏𝟓𝐁 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝!
As the Canberra bureaucrats panic with report after report. Stu Howe will cut through red tape with farmers support. Amongst the red dirt and the faint Canberra skyline, I will bring jobs back and borders under control.
𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐅𝐮𝐧!
Dive into Stuart Howe's Cartoon Crusaders for some lighthearted yet impactful satire on current issues in Parkes, Australia, and around the world as we head into 2025! With bold and funny cartoons that tackle real-world problems, this is your chance to not only have a good laugh but also vote for change in a unique and entertaining way. So, grab a cup of coffee, sit back, and let Stuart Howe's witty creations bring a smile to your face while shedding light on important topics. 𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞!
𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐔𝐤𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐢𝐝, 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐬—𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞!
Trump’s slammed the brakes on Ukraine aid after an Oval Office stoush—calling it a “review” while Zelensky’s begging with peace talks and mineral deals on X today. Europe’s spitting chips, and Putin’s smirking on Russian TV. Down Under, Dutton’s coal obsession just tanked a $200M clean energy bid—more Nats nonsense! As Parkes MP, I’m forging a $1T inland water grid to keep Oz resilient. Australia’s drowning in elite blunders. 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬—𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐎𝐳 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐡𝐬!
𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐤’𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐑𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐨 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭—𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐦!
Elon’s tearing into Rubio in a White House showdown—yesterday’s clash had Musk slamming the Secretary of State for not axing enough bureaucrats, pushing Starlink over diplomacy. Rubio’s crew reckon it’s a power grab, and X is ablaze with “Elon runs DC” rants. Down Under, Albo’s Canberra circus is fumbling a $50M Indigenous arts grant—more elite fluff, mate! As Parkes MP, I’m launching a gritty inland coup to bring back manufacturing in the biggest of ways to haul Oz out of this mess. Australia’s sinking under bureaucratic rot! 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲—𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐎𝐳 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐬!
𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩’𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝, 𝐎𝐳 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫—𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝!
Trump’s tariff pause today’s a breather—Canada and Mexico dodge the 25% hit for now, but markets still wobble. Elon’s DOGE got clipped, yet he’s plotting that ISS rescue. Down here, Oz exporters are reeling—March 07 news pegs $3B lost as Albo’s Pacific aid flops. Me as Parkes MP, I’ll fight like a battler: SpaceX jobs, Tesla grids, a $1T Oz reborn. Our nations? Trench-mates since Gallipoli and Normandy—unbreakable. Winston Churchill once roared, “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” That’s me, Stu Howe—courage to lead Parkes, to take on the suits and rebuild. Yanks and Aussies, we’re kin—our grit, our guts, our glory. Australia’s on its knees, tyranny of neglect strangling us—I can’t save her alone. 𝐎𝐳 & 𝐔𝐒 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐬, 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞—𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲!
𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞’𝐬 𝐔𝐊 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐩 𝐉𝐚𝐛 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤—𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥!
JD Vance took a swipe at Britain’s troop offer yesterday, calling it “20,000 from a country that hasn’t fought in decades”—Starmer fired back at PMQs, touting UK grit with a cool head. X is a patriot brawl over it! Down Under, Albo’s $1B gas handout to Santos has greens howling—more Canberra sellout! As Parkes MP, I’m rallying a battler’s push for a $1T overhaul to all things including a smart connection to existing grid. Australia’s buckling under elite handouts! 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞 𝐎𝐳 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧!
𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩’𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬—𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞!
Trump’s delayed 25% car tariffs for 30 days after Big 3 CEOs and Canada whined—markets cheered, but Oz fruit growers still brace for trade hits, per March 07 news. Albo’s $300M Pacific aid’s a dud while exporters cop it! As Parkes MP, I will look inward to ensure that Oz benefits most from any trade war. Australia’s choking on trade tyranny! 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬—𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐎𝐳 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐩!
𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲’𝐬 𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭—𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡!
Kyiv’s buzzing—Zelensky’s rivals, led by Tymoshenko, held hush-hush talks with Trump’s crew this week, plotting to ditch him, with X posts hinting “Ukraine needs an election now.” Shady stuff! Down Under, Albo’s $2B gas bailout for Santos stinks, Dutton’s coal fetish flops with a $300M mine bust, and the Nats are asleep at the wheel—Oz patriots deserve better! As Parkes MP, I’m kicking off a grassroots campaign to reclaim our inland rivers, to turn the tide. Australia’s drowning in corrupt deals! 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬—𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐎𝐳 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐭!
𝐀 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐎𝐳 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭
Today, as the US buzzes with whispers of a Tesla factory expansion in Texas, promising 10,000 jobs, a parallel tale unfolds Down Under. Australia’s outback hums with potential as rare earth deposits near Broken Hill draw global eyes, yet Albo’s government dithers, lost in a $1.5B renewable energy boondoggle that’s left locals reeling. Our nations share a deeper bond—think the Apollo 11 tracking station in Parkes, where Aussie techies helped land man on the moon, or the cultural exchange of Hollywood films shaping our dreams. This is our moment to rise.
Theodore Roosevelt’s grit inspires us: “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are,” a call to harness our resources. Eleanor Roosevelt’s wisdom, “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams,” lights our path forward. Franklin D. Roosevelt’s resolve, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself,” steels us against elite inertia. As Parkes MP, I’m igniting a bold plan to turn Broken Hill’s riches into a tech hub and or rare earth mineral development centre. Save Australia from stagnation. Together, we forge a future unbound! 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐎𝐳 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬!
𝐄𝐥𝐨𝐧’𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐫—𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭!
Neuralink’s gone bonkers—bloke’s sipping VB with his brain in Texas today! Elon’s crowing “future’s here” on X, while Albo’s $50M arts grant’s a piss-up in a brewery. Australia’s drowning in woke sludge. 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐎𝐳 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐦𝐩!
𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩’𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐤’𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡—𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫!
Trump’s $5B border wall reboot’s got Elon’s $500M DOGE cash injection—X is buzzing with patriots chanting “USA!” while Libs whinge about waste. Down Under, Dutton’s $200M road pork-barrel’s a dud—Albo’s nodding off. Me as Parkes MP’ll forge a $1T inland fortress, outlasting this US circus. Australia’s crumbling under elite neglect! 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐎𝐳 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧!
𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐆𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲’𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡—𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫!
JD Vance’s tearing into Germany on Fox—calling their NATO dues “pennies” while the US pays up. Scholz’s X clapback’s got Europe in a tizz, but Albo’s $1B gas handout to Santos is the real rip-off down here. Me as Parkes MP’ll smash a $1T renewable grid, to outshine this global farce. Australia’s sinking under corrupt handouts. 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞 𝐎𝐳 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞!
